there is a locomotive standing in my parkin lot

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  • Ryan in GTA AU: -creepy, serious, extremely intelligent, intimidating-
  • Ryan playing GTA: -sets self on fire- i'M THE GHOST RIDER
  • Yang: Hey Blake! Can you come here for a moment?
  • Blake: Sure, what do you n-HEY!
  • *Yang raises Blake in the air from behind by her waist facing her towards the sun*
  • Yang: NAAA ZUPENAAAH MAMANEESEEMAMA!
The plot of Red vs Blue in less than two sentences

(Source: joelbyeman)

princess-palpatine:

franklinshepard:

musicals that start off kinda silly and end up destroying you emotionally (◕‿◕✿)

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Reblog this if you actually want your followers to talk to you, and that you don’t think them to be annoying. Let them know they have nothing to be nervous about.

goonandcatchyourdreams:

I have yet to be annoyed by an ask
(Well besides the DashCon hate spree.)

(Source: scarsrecordsandbrokenglass)

dancakes:

HEAVY METAL BROKE MY

*DUN DUN*

DARK DARK

wait fuck


Joel Heyman by Joel Heyman.

Joel Heyman by Joel Heyman.

(Source: mattyberninger)

xekstrin:

my sexuality is Yang gradually shifting from grinning cheerfully to looking ready to murder a room full of men

xekstrin:

my sexuality is Yang gradually shifting from grinning cheerfully to looking ready to murder a room full of men

(Source: tsuki-the-gamer)

These are like snippets from a modern day interview with the Khal and his Khaleesi

(Source: titansdaughter)

but seriously

weissrabbit:

heyomrcouchpotato:

miss-nerdgasmz:

professorozpin:

(no seriously stick with me here)

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here’s asscape the original

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asscape prime

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the gf’s asscape

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cascading waterfall asscape

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male asscape

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asstails

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an actual tail from his ass

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asscape suit

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asscape dress

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ass umbrella

and finally

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actual

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capes

I guess you could say that in the dangerous world of Remnant you really need to cover your ass



Angie, are you kidding me?

You just can’t asscape the puns

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
  • Ruby: Hey this dance is going great and even Blake is having a good time. Look! She's dancing with Yang!
  • Weiss: Hmmm, yes. Heh, do you know who they remind me of?
  • Ruby: Who?
  • Weiss: Beauty and the Beast.
  • Ruby: ...Weiss, I will give you all my lien if you go up on stage now and sing Tale As Old As Time.
  • Weiss: I have money Ruby, at least give me something I actually need.
  • Ruby: I promise not to annoy you in class for a whole month.
  • Weiss: Done.

mirrorstodust:

fereldanfrostbacks:

eren jaeger is the physical embodiment of the “i’ll punch a bee, i don’t give a fuck” post

how dare u compare our lord and savior Gus Sorola to ur 15-yr-old titan fuckboy